May the Best Caption Win:
It’s Friday and we feel like a giveaway. Objections? Didn’t think so. We have an amazing photo of Zane Schwenk and a new 2011 CWB Vibe sitting here in our office that needs a home, and that home could be yours. All you have to do is leave your best caption for the photo in the comments below (logged in through facebook so we can identify you) and we will pick the winner come monday at 5PM PST. Let’s get this party started. TGIF.
-Alliance
February 24, 2012
super man aint got nothin on me
February 24, 2012
Lets ignore the board shorts, life jacket, and board and pretend this wasn't 10 years ago.
February 24, 2012
Holy Twin Tale Robin, call "___________" for a cover shot!!
February 24, 2012
"Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away…"
February 24, 2012
"Strangley it feels like the mid 90s up here-a shorty wet suit, gloves on-velcro snug around wrist, and Troy Navarro in the boat shooting an old Connelly instructional".
February 24, 2012
I'm too old for this Sh***************t.
February 24, 2012
Extreme Slalom skiing next, on ESPN 8 "The Ocho"
February 24, 2012
While the board might be a little outdated, his hairline seems to be way ahead of its time…
February 24, 2012
New trick name: The reverse tumble-turn.
February 24, 2012
"I believe I can flyyyOOOOHHH SH******T!!!!!"
February 24, 2012
whoa…dude….the phazers on this board make it soooo poppy
February 24, 2012
Skiboarding 101
February 24, 2012
At least no one can see my face…
February 24, 2012
man… if only he was Asian: "Abba ree, I can fry!"
February 24, 2012
"Could someone turn the Gravity Back on?"
February 24, 2012
"I can see my house from here!"
February 24, 2012
This is my BOOMSTICK!
February 24, 2012
I could have got twice this high, if I would have only hit it switch!
February 24, 2012
If it ain't broke don't fix it!
February 24, 2012
Hell yeah! Instagram that shit!
February 24, 2012
" Get some! Whats the weather like up here??? Its Partly Narly with a Chance of PAIN!"
February 24, 2012
yea, but can harley do this…
February 24, 2012
hoochie's aint the only thing that can g l i d e
February 24, 2012
CWB makes wakeboarding so easy even a Zaneman can do it!
February 24, 2012
You too can get this high with the new CWB Quad tip Board. This can be you for the small price of "Make your own" like Zane.
February 24, 2012
The Beast doesn't include selling out.
February 24, 2012
Hey Sarah Palin! I can see your house from here….and Russia.
February 24, 2012
Hey Sarah Palin! I can see your house from here…and Russia.
February 24, 2012
ooopppssss i slipped a disc!!!!!!
February 24, 2012
ow my back
February 24, 2012
My job is better than yours…
February 24, 2012
"Yup, I am flying through the air sideways..this is not good"
February 24, 2012
That's what I love about wakeboarding, man… I get older, the style stays the same age.
February 24, 2012
Psssssttt, Hey need a towel?
February 24, 2012
too old to be photoshopped
February 24, 2012
The real way to get PLANKED!
February 24, 2012
strap on your gnarly boots cuz it's time to get EXTREME.
February 24, 2012
Da na na na na na na CONDORMAN!!!
February 24, 2012
I knew getting pulled behind the Outerlimits boat with Andrew driving was a bad idea…
February 24, 2012
….. and after all that the board would STILL not come off!
February 24, 2012
"I love hitting handrails, you can really lock in on that switch nosepress"
February 24, 2012
"See! told you I could do it! now give me that 10 bucks! i'm saving up for a knee brace for when I get older. . ."
February 24, 2012
NEW! Zane Schwenk showing off the cutting edge Wingboard®. Wingboarding is the future of behind-the-boat watersports. Order your's today!
February 24, 2012
I AM SO EXTREME RIGHT NOW!!!
February 24, 2012
Im just mad i cant see if he has a mustache or not.
February 24, 2012
Doesn't matter what year it is. Its Inzane.
February 24, 2012
Hey Mcfly, those boards don't work on water, unless you've got POWER!
February 24, 2012
Discombobulator!!
February 24, 2012
WEEEEEEEEEEE.. WEE WEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
February 24, 2012
my shaper made a nice job with this board, by far the best wakeboard i have used!
February 24, 2012
I want a taco.
February 24, 2012
Parks Edition Mastercraft is a little to much for Murray
February 24, 2012
"Look mamma, I can fly!"
February 24, 2012
This kneebrace is gonna work for sure.
February 24, 2012
"Hey Zane, bet you cant do a mule kick with my 1984 burton woody"
February 24, 2012
This is totally gonna get 10 likes on Instagram, now what filter to use? #raleylikemurray
February 24, 2012
"Just invented a new trick! Now all I have to do is give is a really cool name like The Slurpy…"
February 24, 2012
To introduce CWB's 2013 RETRO line, we travel 20 years back in time to remember three things that never made it out of 1993; The Connelly Stick, the Air Raley, and Zane Schwenk
February 24, 2012
"That dude is Raley cool"
February 24, 2012
Can you do raley's? Didn't think so……Boomshakalaka
February 24, 2012
George hated it when his little brother Jesus competed in the same division at competitions…
February 24, 2012
Ewww teeny!!!
February 24, 2012
If you ain't flyin, you ain't tryin
February 24, 2012
Now I'm FREE, free fallin
February 24, 2012
Wait! I'm on ski's……
February 24, 2012
Damn Hot tub timemachine's
February 24, 2012
That coffee this morning was horrible, did I lock my front door? Taco bell was a bad idea last ni…SQUIRREL!!!!!! N
February 24, 2012
Just spot your landing & ride away!!!
February 24, 2012
I told you red bull gives you wings !!
February 24, 2012
Wakeboarding…. as gay now as it ever was.
February 24, 2012
The Helicopter tow was going well!
February 25, 2012
Planking… like a boss
February 25, 2012
Go big or Go home!!
February 25, 2012
You kids have nothing on me. Retro hero all the way
February 25, 2012
Hey ! I can see my house from here !
February 25, 2012
This proves that a raley is actually easier than a 180! If you can sac up and go for it!
February 25, 2012
Hit it switch pussy!
February 25, 2012
SLOOOWWW DOOOOOWN!!!
February 25, 2012
No son i will not buy you a new $600 wakeboard. If Zane can do it on a 1995 Connelly stick with sweet graphics so can you. Now grab me a crystal pepsi and pull out my trick ski, im up!
February 25, 2012
Prior to the hit he contemplated "What Would Murray Do?"
February 25, 2012
"Well, this was a much better idea in my head."
February 25, 2012
What the hell was I thinking. at least i'm scoring points with the hot blonde in the boat.
February 25, 2012
Your swizzle tail called…. It wants the 80’s back!
February 25, 2012
It's a bird,
It's a plane,
No… It's old school Zane!
Feeling the 90's Vibe!!
February 25, 2012
"I shouldn't have let Parks drive today! AHHH!!!"
February 25, 2012
ima gonna make me you a nice pizzzzaaa pieee
February 25, 2012
Overheard from Zane after landing is 13,531st raley…."I think i should just stop wakeboarding and bring back competitive barefooting"
February 25, 2012
Just don't let go now..!!
February 25, 2012
If I land this, I'm gonna get all the kinky ladies, and I don't care if they haves something wrong with them cause I'm a winner
February 25, 2012
If only i could get my feet a little closer together. Then i could shred like Tony Finn.
February 25, 2012
I dont know? I think my Scorpion Air looks better on my wake tech big air.
February 25, 2012
Oh crap! I forgot the landing instructions.
February 25, 2012
really, zane's move was the best I've ever seen, and I've seen porn.
February 25, 2012
Year of double flips? Nah…I say bring back the raley!…Anyone? No?
February 25, 2012
Swag….
February 25, 2012
Tell the jet to slow down! I'm Flying to fast
February 25, 2012
Shaun Murray ain't got nothin on me! Look at this Sh*t!
February 25, 2012
And this is how I banged your sister last night….
February 25, 2012
Darin Shapiro? Ya, I showed him this one.
February 25, 2012
Does this rope look like it's about to snap?
February 26, 2012
How the hell did i do this?!?!
February 26, 2012
So this isn't how it's done…?
February 26, 2012
Zane- "YOU BASTARD, YOU BASTERD!!!"
In Boat- "What's he saying?" "I think he is saying go faster." "Ok faster it is."
February 26, 2012
hammer time
February 26, 2012
Suicide attempt from embarrassing gear
February 26, 2012
i'm sexy and i know it……….
February 26, 2012
Zing!
February 26, 2012
Zane must still be dazed from getting hit by a chicken in a cadillac because hes riding a board from his 1989 quiver!
February 26, 2012
Zane "Hold my d!#K" Schwenk…
February 27, 2012
Skurfs up, Finally! Is that Chuey?
February 27, 2012
zero camber seems to be the hype in snowboarding so we thought we'd try it out..
February 27, 2012
The wright brothers got nothin on me
February 27, 2012
Damn if I keep doing this I'm for real gonna lose all my hair.
February 27, 2012
Here you go Ladies.. the super man thingy!!
February 27, 2012
"Yeah he broke his stick he rip so bad" (North Shore) 1987 movie quote
February 27, 2012
I go HAM! Hard As Murray!
February 28, 2012
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner. Congratulations to Josh Tarble for winning the CWB caption contest. Thanks for playing everyone.
February 28, 2012
HI, My name is Zane Schwenk it doesn't matter if my board is 1990 or 2012 I can still go HUGE!!
February 29, 2012
Wow, somebody needs a lesson on phasers….
March 4, 2012
What do balding heads , large vests and knee braces all have in common ? ? ?
Zane schwenk
June 22, 2013
The only thing dating this picture is that hairline.
July 30, 2019
#heelscrapz