Articles
. My life has been a series of articles for the last month thanks to the new website. Sorry it took so long, we were having technical difficulties, yada, yada. I hope you like them, and if you do, maybe send some cookies to the office or a Strip-o-Gram, because Keith and Charles deserve it for working so hard on the new site. I was so beat from editing today that I went and played pool basketball with Chase, Travis and Chris Heavener. How do people play water polo? It’s exhausting. So tired I slacked and Chris popped about three dunks right in my grill. Baby Chico is a strong dude and he floats well. He jacked me in the mouth and I have a swollen lip from it and then he made me go watch the worst movie ever: The Hills Have Eyes. I was Chris’ bitch all around today. But, back to the site. Get stoked brahs …