Rider: Massi Piffaretti

Boat Specs:
Malibu M235
Length: 23’5”
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 6,200 lbs
Ballast weight: 5,400 lbs standard (500 lbs extra optional)
Passenger capacity: 17
Engine: Monsoon 6.2L 450 or 6.2L Supercharged 575


The     Malibu M235      is my boat of choice because of its   beast-like attitude  ,  sexy looks      and     ability to attract the ladies     . Plus the     ride       is     extra comfortable for a slow romantic cruise…    . The wake is so     jacked       that I can       get jacked       every time I ride. Seriously, it’s bigger than a    drive-thru order from Chik-Fil-A with the Conway crew    on a      morning after     . This boat’s spirit animal is a     wolf      because it has      a wild attitude     and is totally       the national animal of Italy     .

I can fit all of my     bros    ,    babes     , and      boards        without anybody having to     do the Italian reach around to   each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as   mind blowing      as this without mentioning the   awesome dashboard touch screen         and the     Surf Band remote     . There are  a bunch of booty shaking    speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than      me screaming like a little girl      at a     scary movie   .      Italian        is my favorite style of     opera       to blast through the system while I’m working on my     classical pickup lines     .

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will      tickle      you with     a giant, long piece of shred       while you     laugh at everybody on the boat booty shaking to Italian opera    . Seriously it comes up to my     mustache       and makes me feel     things I didn’t think were possible     . It’s all possible thanks to the   Surf Gate and Power Wedge system     that does a lot of   water moving   and     party making   .

I mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more      bells and whistles        than a     New Year’s Party     , and is prettier than a    free Chipotle burrito with extra guacamole     .

The only thing I like better than this boat is      my mama’s spaghetti        and that’s because I’m a     mama’s boy    .




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