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SMALL - 31 - 34" OR 79 - 86 CM
MEDIUM - 34 - 37" OR 86 - 94 CM
LARGE - 37 - 40" OR 94 - 102 CM
X LARGE - 40 - 43" OR 102 - 109CM
XX LARGE - 43 - 46" OR 109 - 117CM

DESCRIPTION

BACK IN THE DAY THEY FIGURED OUT THE EARTH ISN’T FLAT - WHY DID IT TAKE THIS LONG TO REALIZE YOUR VEST SHOULDN’T BE EITHER? THIS LATEST CRAFT HAS A FOUNDATION SEWN FROM 5 PANELS FOR MORE RIB PROTECTION AND A TRULY ROUND FIT. SERIOUSLY, THIS BABY WON’T EVEN LAY FLAT, WHICH IS WHY IT’S CALLED THE CAPELLA VEST. YOU SEE WAY BACK WHEN, WHEN EVERYBODY WAS SAYING IF YOU SAIL IN ONE DIRECTION FOR TOO LONG YOU WILL FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, BUT CAPELLA AND HIS HOMIES KNEW OTHERWISE. SMART CATS, AND WE ARE TRYING TO PICK UP WHERE THEY LEFT OFF WITH OUR LATEST DESIGN OF WATER SUSPENSION ATTIRE. THE FUNCTION OF THIS EXTRA RIB PROTECTED VEST IS THAT YOU HAVE A SEAM RUNNING DIAGONALLY ACROSS YOUR BODY, ALLOWING MOVEMENT THAT WAS ONLY PREVIOUSLY REACHED BY TREE INHABITATING PRIMATES. THE RESULT, A VEST CONTOURED TO YOUR BODY, FLEXING WITH A RIDER DURING AN AERIAL ASSAULT WITHOUT ANY HINDRANCE. FREEDOM OF MOBILITY THAT WAS ONCE ONLY HARVESTED FROM THE GREATNESS OF THOSE NON BUOYANT IMPACT JACKETS. SO DON’T RIDE IN THIS OVERSIZED ARMHOLE VEST FOR US. DO IT FOR CAPELLA - A MAN WITH A VISION OF GREENER PASTURES THAT ARE FORCED DOWN BY THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF MOTHER NATURE ALLOWING US ALL TO LIVE IN THIS CURVED BALL. WE EVEN SPIT SHINED THIS DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT FITTING BUOYANT GARMENT WITH A SEXY GRAPHIC TYING UP THE REST OF THE ONE
 

 

 
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